Paul Grunt

Here is the beginnings of my CreationCloud business cards. Let me know what you think.

Here is a screen of a personal icon I’ve been working on. Inspired by Mark Jardine and his pastebot app. :)

Here is a screen of the Dashcode Widget I built with Dashcode and Photoshop.

If you’re a web developer I think you will Really like this. :)

The Mind of a Web Developer – Illustrated

Enjoy!

Tax Poem

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore..

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me to my doom…’

When he’s gone,

Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline At x (44..75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
L uxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal,
State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicl e License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

- I thought this was worth posting just to inspire people to look at how much we all pay out in tax on everything every day.

I just wanted to take a moment and wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

I’m a Christian and Christmas time is a great time of joy and reflection on the birth of Jesus Christ for me. If you’ve ever wondered how a life following the teachings of Jesus can radically change your life please don’t hesitate to contact me with your questions and I’ll answer them the best I can. Jesus is the reason for the season!

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. John 3:17

YO!

If you visit here often comment so I can know what people like. You don’t have to register to comment, you just have to watch your language.

I’ve been wanting to install and use a self hosted URL shortening service for a while now and I think I’m going to try out Shorty.

Shorty is a simple tool for creating shorter, human- readable links from long URLs. You install Shorty on your server, so the links you create with it never go away. You can also manage your links and see how often people click on them.

Here are a couple iPhone/iPod Touch designs I put together the other day. I’ll post more of my personal iPhone UI designs as I create them. I’m just getting started.